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Introducing our stylish women's hoodie, designed for those who love a touch of humor in their wardrobe. Featuring the witty phrase "If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories," this design combines comfort with a playful twist. Perfect for all sizes, this cozy piece is crafted to keep you warm while making a bold statement. Ideal for casual wear or as a trendy addition to your apparel, this unique design is versatile and sure to turn heads. Whether you're lounging at home or out with friends, this hoodie makes a great gift idea for anyone who appreciates a blend of fashion and wit. Embrace your playful side and enjoy the comfort of this must-have wardrobe staple.   This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.

.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
.: The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
.: The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
.: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton

Our witty "IF ONLY SARCASM BURNED CALORIES" hoodie is for all sizes

$35.57Price

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